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November 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm #3450hansinnmParticipant
This lesson is also referring to one of meds which DOES help in the pain department: NAPROXEN=ALEVE.
PHARMACOLOGY 101
The trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO..
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
November 11, 2010 at 8:37 am #10607zip2playParticipantThank you hans.
I stole this and pasted it on my senior board.
Cialis will outsell the Viagra drink becasue one glass lasts 3 days and it will be called “MOUNT & DO & DO & DO & DO.” Gotta be careful turning around in crowds so that you don't put somebody's eye out.
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